Well, this one starts out really really weird.
My mother is insisting that I go and get an interview at this store (I think it may have been shopko.) I was like "Why? I'm still waiting for a reply from the IRS job you made me apply for!"
Eventually, I ended up going anyway (No suprise there for those who know what a beast my mother can be.) We got there and my mother had to re-force me to go (as it would be in real life) then she told me that to get to the interview place I had to go outside and go twenty miles North.
Well, I got outside and thinking "She probably meant twenty feet, but I'll show her. This way I don't have to interview." And started walking the twenty miles, but going South.
Then, the parking lot was suddenly wet, and turning around, I used what little was left of the sunset to esablish the directions. Then started "hopping" back to the store (I was suddenly in one of those fleece outfits that have no feet openings in the bottom. And underneath I was wearing a bright blue fleece "footies" pajamas.)
~((This is where the dream "forks" and I somehow am dreaming two dreams at once. The mind works in strange ways....I'll post both below.))~

~I am Gray Girl~
Upon hopping back to the stores front, I find the store "under siege" by a combination of...Japanese Nazi's? I was taken under watch (Not exactly hostage for some reason...) in one of the front sliding door glass areas by one of these people.
Suddenly the dream changed scene and I was in a HUGE cave system. I was a "ghost", this role forced upon me by the earlier mentioned soldier.
There were people living/working in the cave.
The feeling of my role was often changing between good omen to sad feeling, often also scaring/drawing the people from areas so that the soldier could enter the area. I was almost feeling like a "pet" the soldier had taken up.
One of these times I was at the opening of the main area, to the side in front of the soldiers office, hiding behind two tall wastebins while watching people walk from the main cavern.
Suddenly a group came up the walk to the Soldiers office, for some reason I just couldn't move except to attempt to hide between the waste bins.
A young girl directed the groups attention to me, and they approached, with curioustiy and awe, I wanted to run. (waking point)

~At the Fair? (The other overlap of the dream)~
Hopping away from the parking lot, I was suddenly drawn towards a grassy hill. Then how I had gotten there "changed" to a scene in my mind of a white van and a white motel on the way. I was with a small group of boys (friends or Siblings, unsure) we walked about the area looking at the sparse booths and activities.
There was a Bachi Ball attraction and we watched them for a while, leaving me with just one boy my age from the aforementioned group. We wandered over towards a gift-item "cabin" where the younger boys had gone. we found a toy that was made from soft plastic/rubber that was a snake attached to a water pump. After pumping to get rid of air and build up pressure, the snake would "coil" and when you squeezed the pump it would "Strike". It was a rather fun little toy.
Then the dream changed and I was outside of a Disneyland gift shop with my cousin, when suddenly a large African-American lady stomped up to us and asked/accused us of eating her baby's food (which she was pushing in a tiny plastic stroller shaped like an orange crab, though we couldn't actually see the baby.)
We said no and when she wouldn't let up we asked her what the baby's food had been. She named two food items one being a fancy broiled fillet of fish, the other I am unsure. We said no, that we'd unfortunately been eating only fast food on this trip.
The lady finally seemed to believe me and gave me a bag filled with broccoli florets and a leaf of spinach (which I'm sure she pulled out of her dress). Walking away I started to eat some of the broccoli while my cousin expressed disgust at my doing so. I'm not even sure why. I don't know why I was eating them, I think it was to remain convincing to the lady while we were still in her sight. I thought that the broccoli would be gross and warm, But surprisingly they were crisp and fresh (though the spinach wasn't so nice, I didn't even bother touching it.)
As soon as we were around the corner I chucked the rest into a garbage can and we walked on.

Then the scenery changed again, we were at a mall and two girls from a store we passed accused my cousin of farting and said something to the effect of "you could at least make sure you're downwind when you do that".
Then we passed a Garfield store (EVERYTHING had Garfield on it)
We were looking at some bags/notebooks for some reason (even though I was like "Garfield, Bleah!") The themes of the bags were:  sand (blue liquid footprint, clear embossed hand print), sand with pony tail holders, Club Bag (gun erasers, chapstick pens, and pencils, fuzzy bag lining). Most were blue outside, yellow inside. ((Woke up))

I was at a monastary or church of some sort (never been to one before. o.O But I'm sure I've visited this one in a dream before.)
I was going downstairs into the basement, there was a doctor there.
He was seeing a newborn and her mother, and for some reason I was in the room also. The newborn had a bad case of hives or something on the back of it's legs.

While the doctor saw to the baby, I was concerned about the dirt on my watch and a package I had, It wouldn't come off no matter what I did.
The doctor handed me a tiny toothbrush and paste, and I scrubbed at the watch and package with them. It worked wonders. (I wonder if that'd work on my real watch... :D )

The dream progressed and suddenly I was holding the baby while the doctor and mother talked. The baby was gorgeous and sweet natured, for some reason I felt sorry for it (focused around the mother, maybe she was slightly neglectful?) and found myself wishing I could take her.

Lots of bicycling (ya know, this is weird since it's been at least seven years since I've ridden a bicycle).
Down a city road. Stopped at work (only it was in a different spot in a completely different shop.) I had a coupon for $1.00 off of a lithium battery. So I grabbed a package and went to the front counter. Louis and Oswald (from the Drew Carey Show) were working there, only younger. I was like "Oh! They're working here again! That's great, I missed them!". I went to buy the batteries, but couldn't find them. I checked all of my pockets but they weren't anywhere.
All this time I had my bike with me. I left the coupon there and returned to riding my bike outside.
Suddenly the batteries appeared in the spokes of the front tire.
I wondered how they got there as I cycled down the road, then shrugged it off and kept riding. (It was a busy place, like new york or some other big city.)
There were alot of other cyclists, all riding in groups while trying to carry tons of unoccupied bikes with them.
I went into a sort of tower, riding/carrying my bike up stairs, seeing lots of people. At the top of the tower there was like, a school for making Rock and Roll wigs. I was thinking to myself that I should enroll so I could learn to make some cyber punk falls for myself.
Then I rode out of the dingy hallway and into a park-like setting that was rather nice.

Another work one, but it was a morph of my workplace and my grandmothers house. My boss was living in the attic (in the room where I usually stayed at in my grandmothers house.)
I was a small black cat hopping from one riser in the store to another. I was enjoying being able to move about so well. (Cats have all the fun! -_-)
Everything else is blurry, but then I remember being chased around by this "big" guy that I think knew I wasn't a normal cat.
Eventually I hid on the porch of the forementioned room where my boss was living, the guy spotted me and I jumped down and ran.

...then I think it changed to a dream where I was on a bicycle going down the dirt road(s) there, possibly with someone else.

I was at work, but there was a cash register in the back that I was using. I was helping a couple, but for some reason I was so tired that I couldn't remember how to do anything, the people I was helping were getting ticked off. Suddenly everything changed and I was something like a supergirl, getting my powers tested by like a sorcerer or witch. I remember hovering upside-down in the air, rather enjoying myself.